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Holy Smokes!
Delivery Dash

New York is calling. Dodge yellow taxis, jump roadworks, slide under scaffolding, and make your deliveries. Hit the streets and climb the weekly leaderboard.

Play Delivery Dash ↗

Opens full-screen in a new tab. Free guest play. No account or email needed.

First-person view of the Pope checking delivery messages in New York City

1. Pick your nickname

Choose the public name shown on the leaderboard, then read how scoring works. An Instagram handle is optional.

2. Swipe and deliver

Left/right to dodge or follow a turn arrow. Up to jump. Down to slide. Drop-offs pause the run, then send you to the next level.

3. Beat your best

Collect gold halos and go farther. Play as often as you like. Your highest completed, verified run counts.

Weekly cutoff: Sunday at 8 PM Eastern. The in-game countdown shows how much time remains in the current round. Finish and save before it reaches zero. Tied scores rank by who saved first.

Your player, your proof. Your nickname and score are public. Save the private recovery code under “My player” to restore your player on another device. Keep it secret; a nickname or Instagram handle alone does not prove ownership.

Current game status: practice and leaderboard play. No prize is currently offered.

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